"I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!"

What a Difference a Meme Makes

I guarantee that if you watch this clip from Extraordinary Measures, Harrison Ford’s latest cinematic fuckery, for at least 2 minutes you’ll either die laughing or go insane.  Or, or, or you’ll be all like, “meh,” and go about your day.

Did I nail it?

But seriously, I’ve been trying to see how long I can stand listening to it, and I’ve only made it 40 seconds.  Try it.

Personally, I still prefer “This is Sparta!!!!”

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0 Responses to "I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!"

  1. 10 seconds. A shuddering 10 seconds.

  2. I saw a new commercial for Desperate Measures last night. Now they’re trying to pitch it as being as heart-wrenchingly touching as The Blind Side. Puh-leaze. Don’t insult that movie, or my intelligence. I haven’t seen either, but I know enough to know that Desperate Measures sucks BAAAAAAD. Just checked Rotten Tomatoes and the freshness rating?? 18%. That means it’s worse than Waterworld (40%), Alvin and the Chipmunks the Squeekwel (21%), and The Rock’s newest suckfest, The Tooth Fairy (25%). That’s some sad business.

  3. :17

    My finger was itching to stop it earlier, but years of tolerating horrible noises from the munchkins gave me the strength to go an extra few seconds.

    Your tumah must give you some sort of super-powers, ABL. That’s all I know.

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