What the hell do any of these people have to do with one another?
Well, if you calm down, I’ll tell you. The question is: As between Obama and Ahmadinejad, who would you rather hire as your personal fly swatter? Obambi, that Crazy Fuck from Iran, or The Inexplicably Hot Goldblum?
Let me explain.
A few weeks ago, the world was part horrified but mostly amused when during an interview, Barack Obama swatted and killed a fly that had been buzzing around his head. He went straight Mr. Miyagi on that fly’s ass, killing it on his first try:
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmabeardedguy also suffered fly interruptus during his recent state speech on Iranian TV:
So who’s it gonna be? The answer to this question is a double-edged sword. See if you choose Obama, he’d have to leave the presidency immediately to be at your fly swatting beck and call. Same goes for Ahmadinejad. And if you want to get really philosophical about it– if Obama resigns to be your fly swatter, then who would succeed him? Yep. Joe Biden. And do you really want Ahmadinejad following you around all the live long day? I don’t. But maybe if I chose him, then the Iranians can get the President they wanted… Moussavi. Are you willing to live with Mahmoud in order to potentially begin the peace process in the Middle East? Do you want Joe Biden as U.S. President? Would you feel guilty about keeping Obama from his job? Then again, he does seem to have better fly swatting skillz.
I don’t know y’all….
[edited 11/11/11]
I’d still let him be president…I’d just follow HIM around all day. Also, he totally nailed that fly! Good for him!
Ahmabeardedguy (hilarious!) looks like he’s pushing a cart of lobsters and crabs.
I was JUST thinking that!
I was also thinking – why is Ahmabeardedguy leaning over a bunch of lobsters and crabs? I’m pretty sure he can’t eat them.
Mmmm…lobsters and crabs…
WhoMee! That’s EXACTLY what I was going to say. I had to stare very hard at that picture before I realized that he wasn’t on a cooking show or something. Instead he’s sitting in front of those God-awful penis/vajay-jay flowers I hate so much.
Oh, and I just added this before reading that I’m not even the 2nd person to say this. Seriously Prop People. Get on it.
I’m trying my hardest to make fly swatter a sexual thing (I’ll swat *his* fly and all of that) so that there’s a reason I voted for Obama. Anything that gets me in close contact will do juuuuust fine.
Chelsea, you probably have some ASSets you wouldn’t mind him swatting…no? anyone?
I just want to point out that not only is Ahmabeadedguy standing over a cart of lobsters and crabs, I don’t think that’s a fly he’s swatting at. It’s either a) a bat, b) a 6 inch flying cockroach or c) MiniMe Jeff Goldblum