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In news that is totally fucking weird, in Asia, there are fish that look like people. Yes, you heard correctly. Fish people. or People fish.
Now, I don’t know nothin’ about no fish, or people that look like fish, but this shit is weird, y’all:
The “humanoid” carp are attracting attention in the town of Chongju in the centre of the country where they live in a small pond.
They are believed to be hybrid descendants of two carp species – the carp and the leather carp, also known as a tangerine fish.
Both fish are females and more than three feet long. They appear to have distinctive human noses, eyes and lips.
PETA does some crazy shit, but finding a way to make fish people so people will be grossed out by eating fish is JEANIUS!
In related news, Japan shocked to discover it is a nation of cannibals.
Thanks to silent noodles for this horrifying video tip:
PETA doesn’t fool me. I know that’s a man in a fish suit! Just to prove this, I will kill it and eat it.
Crazy dude. But for real, PETA does dress up activists in costumes a lot. Quick, somebody check petaasiapacific.com for signs of subterfuge!
Positively persistant propogation of the letter “p” STM. Pwell pdone.
That SO explains why my daughter wanted to eat fish tonight. Whew! I thought something was wrong with her, but she’s still my little cannibal.
Lol Seakat!
So there is a video…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srL5xJfBSw8
The part at the end will most likely haunt my dreams.
It’s apparently a fish/ person/ dog mix – because I swear that the spot on it’s head looks just like the face of a yellow lab.
“cannibals,” stm. not “carnivores.”
seakat, is a wise woman.
mmmmm korean food. I bet that news anchor would taste wonderful with a little duck sauce.
Oh, i mean fish*
I wish I did not read and view this during my lunch. Thankfully, my pizza does not have a face.