Shamwow

0 Responses to Shamwow

1. MalisInWonderland | March 3, 2009 at 11:24 pm | Reply

   Who is this Nick Malis guy and why does he keep giving you tips?

2. AdmittedlyAddicted | March 4, 2009 at 6:57 am | Reply

   I want to know what the french he is using, because I have that exact piece of shit at home and we tried ALL of that stuff – a cup of water spilled, soaking up a bowl of water, all of it.

   My sister has the entire commercial practically memorized, so you can imagine her excitement when my dad bestowed, not one, but TWO (orange AND blue), upon me for my birthday at the pizza place. Of course, the first thing she does is dump a cup of water. She even went so far as to tell me I wasn’t punching it correctly when all the ShamWow did was redistribute the water on the table; so, she took over and tried demonstrating the “tv way.” The piece of garbage doesn’t soak up ANYTHING – and I KNOW I’m not the only one.

   So really, guy…what the fuck are you using – because at this point I think SHAMfoul should be the name.

3. koudelka | March 4, 2009 at 7:16 am | Reply

   Man, I feel terrible for laughing.

4. TheHobo | March 4, 2009 at 2:44 pm | Reply

   koudelka: why? that shit is FUNNY!!! :-P

5. stopthemadness | March 4, 2009 at 8:20 pm | Reply

   Malis- he’s some quasi-intellectual roaming the streets of LA, digging through dumpsters, trying to make his can collection The Best Ever.

6. SeaKat | March 4, 2009 at 9:13 pm | Reply

   Do you always want to call him “Malis Aforethought”? “With Malis towards none”? “Malis Doesnt’ Live Here Anymore?”

   He should be so glad I don’t know him. I would be punning ALL of the time. And that shit’s annoying. But I wouldn’t be doing it Malis-ously. I can’t stop. Apologies to Malis and his cans.

7. DonnaMartin | March 5, 2009 at 9:51 am | Reply

   i’m honestly just thinking “malis aforeskin.”

   is that wrong?

8. Busey's Acolyte | March 5, 2009 at 10:15 am | Reply

   I suppose that begs the question: does Malis actually have a foreskin?

9. SeaKat | March 5, 2009 at 12:25 pm | Reply

   You can tell by the way a guy stands whether or not he has one, BA. Just look for the ones with a circumstance.

10. stopthemadness | March 5, 2009 at 12:28 pm | Reply

    seakat! FTW!

11. oneofthevoicesinmyhead | March 5, 2009 at 12:41 pm | Reply

    I don’t even want to know what extenuating circumstance would be.

12. SeaKat | March 5, 2009 at 12:45 pm | Reply

    LOL! Not to mention a mitigating circumstance. I think that’s what you get after a night w/P. Hilton.

13. TheHobo | March 5, 2009 at 2:00 pm | Reply

    seakat and oftvimh: hahahahahaha!!!