Robert Pattinson, Watch Your Back

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1. Busey's Acolyte | February 13, 2009 at 1:07 pm | Reply

   Seriously, I really would drink the man’s bath water…and do all manner of inappropriate things to his body.

2. TheHobo | February 13, 2009 at 1:31 pm | Reply

   They say when you’re a young girl, you tend to be attracted to men (or boys) who look more like girls because they seem “safe.”

   Theoretically you then grow out of it.

   Which, I did. Boy does nothing for me. Put a wig on him and he’d be my competition at a club…

   More Bale please!!!

3. baby fish mouth | February 13, 2009 at 1:41 pm | Reply

   I feel the same way, TheHobo! If I see anything girl-reminiscent at all, it’s a very hard sell for me. Pattinson ain’t my cuppa tea.

4. TheHobo | February 13, 2009 at 1:55 pm | Reply

   baby fish mouth–where do you stand on Angelina Jolie? (I think she’s an alien! shhhh! don’t tell!)

   Sadly, there was another study where you could look at a man’s face and tell if he was the kind of person to cheat on you or not.

   I go for a strong, masculine face, nice jaw line, all that.

   But it’s the round-faced chin-free dudes that will always stay with you….

5. baby fish mouth | February 13, 2009 at 2:21 pm | Reply

   Probably not the kind of answer you wanted, but Angelina Jolie’s look bothers me. First, she chose her own last name, and it means “pretty.” Second, she had the most perfect nose job in the entire history of the world. So even though she is beautiful, I can’t admire her beauty. I’m not opposed to people getting work done, but you have to wonder, what would the most beautiful person on earth look like, if there were no such thing as plastic surgery. THAT would be something to admire.

   Um, anyway. Sorry I had a speech prepared and all that. But it just ruins her beauty for me that she doesn’t catch shit about having work done. She just gets called beautiful, which is clearly what she wanted in the first place.

   ANYWAY – I’ve been into jawlines since I was a wee fish mouth. When my girl friends talk about how cuuuuute some guy is, and I look and he has glorious eyelashes and a skinny jaw, I just start looking for signs that my girl friend is into chicks.

   Hope that wasn’t offensive.

6. oneofthevoicesinmyhead | February 13, 2009 at 3:07 pm | Reply

   I don’t disagree with you, but as a point of clarification, she didn’t choose Jolie as a last name out of thin air, or because it meant “pretty.” It was already her middle name. Her Name was Angelina Jolie Voight. She just dropped the Voight because she hated her dad. Not that I really care, butyour parents naming you “pretty,” while dumb, is more acceptable. Everything else, yeah. Although don’t forget she bought her boobs, too. She was pretty, I thought, before she had anything done, so I don’t know why she bothered, but, who knows. Then again, she has a gabillion jillion dollars and people think she’s a saint, and I’m sitting here commenting on a blog, so what do I know?

7. DonnaMartin | February 13, 2009 at 3:14 pm | Reply

   i’d like to vote for wee fish mouth for president.

   and i don’t care what y’all say. i would do some bad things to robert pattinson. very bad things.

8. TheHobo | February 13, 2009 at 3:30 pm | Reply

   See, I don’t drink the Jolie Koolaide. Girl has man hands and oddly pointy shoulders, and as far as I’m concerned a flat ass.

   Her features are all exaggerated, which is made worse when she does that “I didn’t just have a baby” diet and goes down to NOTHING.

   I think a lot of “really beautiful” women/people are on that thin line of gorgeous grotesque. Their looks are fascinating, but their features are unreal…I like plain ole pretty better.

   Except in boys. Then I like those exaggerated features. Jolie looks more like a man than Pitt.

9. stopthemadness | February 13, 2009 at 3:58 pm | Reply

   jolie needs to eat a goddamn sandwich. she was way cooler when she was wearing blood around her neck.

   besides salma hayek is way better. she can feed all of africa with her knockers. jolie is too skinny to feed africa.

   africans don’t like skim milk.

   salma hayek’s pumping cream, yo!

10. oneofthevoicesinmyhead | February 13, 2009 at 4:33 pm | Reply

    She could use more than one sandwich, or maybe a sandwich and a pint of Ben & Jerry’s. What I can’t figure out is, well, look at her in Hackers. CUTE! IMO. I know it was a long time ago and she seemingly ate back then, but it’s like her face is now on a whole different head (with a different nose, but we got the nose thing figured out).

    P.S. I doubt you’re the first to exclaim that about Salma Hayek.

11. baby fish mouth | February 13, 2009 at 6:06 pm | Reply

    oneofthevoices — i didn’t realize it was already her middle name. that does make it better. :) am i dumb for not knowing her boobs were fake?? I feel silly. i’m not good at spotting fake boobalies.

    even though i can’t tell WHERE, i am sure brad pitt has gotten plastic surgery or botox, because i can no longer find much that is masculine about his look. even if he werent wearing a pashmina in every freakin picture these days. he must be puffy in places men couldn’t naturally be puffy.

    angelina does have man hands… but i know a lot of hot ladies with man hands, so it didn’t register.

    stopthemadness — “she was way cooler when she was wearing blood around her neck.” I LOVED THIS.

12. syndeypup | February 13, 2009 at 9:14 pm | Reply

    So, I must admit that I do like me some Angelina (and Edward Cullen for that matter)…but I had never heard about her getting a nose job or fake boobs..??

    Can anyone send a link to anything about these, b/c I feel quite confident that at least her boobalies are real, so now you’ve sparked my curiosity…

    Hahahahahaha stopthemadness – “besides salma hayek is way better. she can feed all of africa with her knockers.”

    That woman does have some phenomenal tata’s.

13. baby fish mouth | February 13, 2009 at 9:41 pm | Reply

    This isn’t a great example, since her face also matured between the photos.

    http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/angelina_jolie.htm

    But here are some more photos from when she was young. (She looks a lot like Alexa Ray Joel to me in the second one.)

    http://i17.tinypic.com/345lpg0.jpg

    http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a177/Mselvira/ajolie01.jpg

    http://babyrazzi.com/baby/2006/07/21/angelina-had-a-major-nose-job/

14. baby fish mouth | February 13, 2009 at 9:43 pm | Reply

    I didn’t read this page but it has a giant buttload of info, including breast implant speculation.

    OK I will stop being wiki fish mouth now, sorry.

    http://www.education.makemeheal.com/index.php/Jolie,_Angelina

15. baby fish mouth | February 13, 2009 at 9:43 pm | Reply

    OOH! I found a good one!

    http://www.celebrityplasticpics.com/angelinajolie.htm

    The 2nd pic makes the nose job obvious.

16. TheHobo | February 17, 2009 at 11:34 am | Reply

    baby fish mouth: I just clicked on every single one of those links.

    Excuse my while I laugh cattily for a while…